Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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