"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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