i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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