Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
