In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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