I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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