why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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