The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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