2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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