why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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