maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Is it penis luge time yet?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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