Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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