He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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