Your mouth is God's brothel.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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