I just cut my nipple shaving
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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