HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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