last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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