He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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