Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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