What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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