dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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