I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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