No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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