Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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