Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You're like the curious george of whores
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
