Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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