I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My pussy is not your playground.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
