What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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