i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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