What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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