but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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