You work out of a Hotel?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
