I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The convent might be a nice break from real life
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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