i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
