Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Randomize
