We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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