The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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