I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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