that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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