But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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