She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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