we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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