yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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