I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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