he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
