thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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