this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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