I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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