the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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