we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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