Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
