Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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