i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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